Thursday, September 28, 2006
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
the new and improved.... BLOG
hey incase you didn't notice my blog has now changed...
if you hadn't seen it before well that really sucks no doesn't it...
But trust me it's different!
and I though I'd put a picture of ness and I on sunday. she made curry, and i ate it, hence why I'm chewing in the photo lol...
if you hadn't seen it before well that really sucks no doesn't it...
But trust me it's different!
and I though I'd put a picture of ness and I on sunday. she made curry, and i ate it, hence why I'm chewing in the photo lol...
Friday, September 22, 2006
Gay Witch Hunt
Okay Last night's eps. of the office was crazy and, so crossed the line you can't help but just laugh... for for all who didn't watch....
michael totoally kissed oscar! and then dwight did... LOL
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
The Kiss
Jim raises his hand)
Michael: (to Jim) Yes.
Jim: tried to kiss .
Michael: What?
Jim: And because I'm not really sure how feel about it.
: That is not true. Redact it. Redact it!
Jim: Well, I'm not actually making a formal complaint. just really think we should talk about it.
Michael: (to Jim) Yes.
Jim: tried to kiss .
Michael: What?
Jim: And because I'm not really sure how feel about it.
: That is not true. Redact it. Redact it!
Jim: Well, I'm not actually making a formal complaint. just really think we should talk about it.
Monday, September 18, 2006
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Islam prayer?
How to perform a Salat (Prayer)?
There are set movements that go with the five daily prayers. Each set of movements is called a Rak'ah, and there is a set number of rak'ahs for each time of prayer.
Before each Salat, the Muaazin say Adhan (Call to Prayer).
It is more rewarding to say prayer in congregation in the mosque.
Prayer Movements
Face Mecca and begin by making a clear intention to pray for God as he has commanded.
A Takbir is when the Muslim shuts out this world to concentrate on God.
Stand straight up with your hands by your ears and say
"Allahu Akbar"
(God is Supreme)
Then, Put your left hand on your chest and your right hand over it and say quietly
"Glory and praise to you, O God; blessed is your name and exalted is your majesty. There is no God other than you. I come seeking shelter from Satan, the condemned one."
Now recite the opening chapter of the Qur'an. After this you may recite any other passage from the Qur'an.
RUKU:Now bow - this is done by bending forwards with your hands on your knees, but keeping the back straight.
Say "Glory be to God the great, and praise to him." Repeat this 3 times.
QUIYAM:Stand up with your hands by your sides and say..
"God hears those who praise him. Oh God, all praise be to you, O God greater than everything else."
SUJUD
Prostrate yourself by kneeling, with your forehead, nose, hands, knees, and toes all on the ground. Say
"Glory be to my Lord, the Most High. God is greater than everything else."
Repeat this 3 times
Rise to a kneeling position with your hands on your knees.
After a pause repeat the SUJUD
Then stand up saying "God is the Greatest."
That is One Rak'ah, or unit of prayer.
In the last Rak'ah, after performing 2nd Sujadah, sit on knees and say 1st Tashhud.
"All compliments, all physical prayer , and all monetary worship are for Allah. Peace be upon you, O Prophet, and Allah's mercy and blessings. Peace be on us and on all righteous slaves of Allah . I bear witness that no one is worthy of worship except Allah. I bear witness that Muhammad (peace be upon him ) is his slave and Messenger."
After Tashhud, say 2nd Tashhud or Darood Sharif
"O Allah, send Grace and Honour on Muhammad (peace be upon him) and on the family and true followers of Muhammad (peace be upon him) just as you sent Grace and Honour on Ibrahim (peace be upon him) and on the family and true followers of Ibrahim (peace be upon him). Surely, you are praiseworthy, The Great . O Allah, send blessings on Muhammad (peace be upon him) and on the family and true followers of Muhammad (peace be upon him) just as you sent blessings on Ibrahim (peace be upon him) and on the family and true followers of Ibrahim (peace be upon him). Surely, you are praiseworthy, The Great "
And after Darood say Tasleem and Finish your prayer.
The Basics of Islam
Living in the Detroit area I can concur with this that we have more Muslims in our neighborhood monthly and they are very active in the schools preaching all the time about their "rights" and how tolerant we should be of their faith. However toleration is a one way street. We are to learn about Ramadan, etc. but they are not to learn about Easter or Christmas. What is below is very true. "In God We Trust"
The Basics of Islam
This is a must read -- it's short but Very informative!
The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in the
United States and Canada, especially in the minority races!
Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance.
During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim
faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say.
The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam complete with a video. After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked: "Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against
the infidels of the world. And, that by killing an infidel, which is a command to all Muslims, they are assured of a place in heave n. If
that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?"
There was no disagreement with my statements and without hesitation, he replied, "Non-believers!"
I responded, "So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of
your faith so they can go to Heaven. Is that correct?"
The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
He sheepishly replied, "Yes."
I then stated, "Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Graham or Stanley ordering Protestants to do the same in order to go to Heaven!"
The Imam was speechless.
I continued, "I also have a problem with being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling
your followers to kill me. Let me ask you a question. Would you rather have your Allah who tells you to kill me in order to go to Heaven or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to Heaven and He wants you to be with me?"
You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame.
Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the "Diversification" training seminar were not happy with Rick's way of dealing with the Islamic Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslim's beliefs.
I think everyone in the U.S. and Canada should be required to read this, but with the Liberal justice system, Liberal media, and the ACLU, there
is no way this will be widely publicized.
This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well-known leader in prison ministry.
The Basics of Islam
This is a must read -- it's short but Very informative!
The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in the
United States and Canada, especially in the minority races!
Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance.
During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim
faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say.
The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam complete with a video. After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked: "Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against
the infidels of the world. And, that by killing an infidel, which is a command to all Muslims, they are assured of a place in heave n. If
that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?"
There was no disagreement with my statements and without hesitation, he replied, "Non-believers!"
I responded, "So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of
your faith so they can go to Heaven. Is that correct?"
The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
He sheepishly replied, "Yes."
I then stated, "Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Graham or Stanley ordering Protestants to do the same in order to go to Heaven!"
The Imam was speechless.
I continued, "I also have a problem with being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling
your followers to kill me. Let me ask you a question. Would you rather have your Allah who tells you to kill me in order to go to Heaven or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to Heaven and He wants you to be with me?"
You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame.
Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the "Diversification" training seminar were not happy with Rick's way of dealing with the Islamic Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslim's beliefs.
I think everyone in the U.S. and Canada should be required to read this, but with the Liberal justice system, Liberal media, and the ACLU, there
is no way this will be widely publicized.
This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well-known leader in prison ministry.
Friday, September 15, 2006
The Office -- Casino Night
(Michael is sitting on the reception counter addressing everyone)
Michael: Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America.
Oscar: Again. We do that every year.
Michael: Well, they need our money. They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts.
Oscar: It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering.
Michael: Well, Oscar, if you don't like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. AND, they will get a mini fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration. (Phyllis smiles) So, get your charities into Pam. I, for example, am playing for Comic Relief.
Jim: That doesn't exist anymore.
Michael: Comedy's very much alive, as are homeless people.
Pam: No, they stopped making that show.
Michael: Well, then they need our money more than ever.
Angela: You have to pick an approved, nonprofit organization.
CUT TO INDUVIDUAL SHOT OF CREED
Creed: There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. I'll probably give the money to them.
CUT TO INDUVIDUAL SHOT OF KEVIN
Kevin: Something with animals........Or people.
CUT TO INDUVIDUAL SHOT OF KELLY
Kelly: Kobe Bryant has a foundation and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. (thinks about it) Maybe he did it.
CUT TO INDUVIDUAL SHOT OF ANGELA
Angela: We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves and donate that money to charity?
CUT BACK TO THE OFFICE
Michael: (happy) Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna-
Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know. There's gambling and alcohol. (Michael's face falls) And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that-is that enough? Should I keep going?
(Looong pause as Michael stares at Toby)
Micheal: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not, that way. I hate, so much about the things that you choose to be.
(Toby is quiet)
Michael: Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief. Since, apparently, it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Jim: Whoa, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.
Michael: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael: What?
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael: That's a dog.
Pam: No, that's afghan.
Michael: That's a shawl.
Dwight: Wait, canine AIDS?
Michael: No, humans with AIDS.
Creed: Who has AIDS?
Jim: Guys, the Afghanistanannis. (grins)
Michael: Okay, you know what? No, no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
Michael: Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America.
Oscar: Again. We do that every year.
Michael: Well, they need our money. They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts.
Oscar: It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering.
Michael: Well, Oscar, if you don't like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. AND, they will get a mini fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration. (Phyllis smiles) So, get your charities into Pam. I, for example, am playing for Comic Relief.
Jim: That doesn't exist anymore.
Michael: Comedy's very much alive, as are homeless people.
Pam: No, they stopped making that show.
Michael: Well, then they need our money more than ever.
Angela: You have to pick an approved, nonprofit organization.
CUT TO INDUVIDUAL SHOT OF CREED
Creed: There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. I'll probably give the money to them.
CUT TO INDUVIDUAL SHOT OF KEVIN
Kevin: Something with animals........Or people.
CUT TO INDUVIDUAL SHOT OF KELLY
Kelly: Kobe Bryant has a foundation and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. (thinks about it) Maybe he did it.
CUT TO INDUVIDUAL SHOT OF ANGELA
Angela: We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves and donate that money to charity?
CUT BACK TO THE OFFICE
Michael: (happy) Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna-
Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know. There's gambling and alcohol. (Michael's face falls) And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that-is that enough? Should I keep going?
(Looong pause as Michael stares at Toby)
Micheal: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not, that way. I hate, so much about the things that you choose to be.
(Toby is quiet)
Michael: Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief. Since, apparently, it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Jim: Whoa, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.
Michael: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael: What?
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael: That's a dog.
Pam: No, that's afghan.
Michael: That's a shawl.
Dwight: Wait, canine AIDS?
Michael: No, humans with AIDS.
Creed: Who has AIDS?
Jim: Guys, the Afghanistanannis. (grins)
Michael: Okay, you know what? No, no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
AUTUMN IS AMONGST US
Yeah so autumn is amongst us... haha
I'm pretty sure I'm frustrated with things that I won't mention but pretty much just did and I personally hate when people mention something but then say they can't go more in depth so yeah I pretty much am a hypocrite... big surprise there I'm Gemini after all "two faced"
So I feel stressed about so many things right now, and I hate actually saying what they are, because I of all people, do know they are lame!! Majorly lame but I over think the stupidest things and worry about them.
alrighty so now that I have this entire blog entry referring to how stressed I am and not really saying what... I'll end it so if you are actually reading this whole thing you don't have to suffer any more... YAY!
Monday, September 11, 2006
bruised!
hey yeah so I woke up this morning and I realized I hurt a lot....
note to self it's not that smart being so close to the stage durning a MXPX concert and being as short as I am.
alright but other than that the concert freaking rocked! just my arms are going to kill while I massage today, because typing this hurts them.
and my face is bruised a little from getting elbowed there.
was it worth it..... ya
note to self it's not that smart being so close to the stage durning a MXPX concert and being as short as I am.
alright but other than that the concert freaking rocked! just my arms are going to kill while I massage today, because typing this hurts them.
and my face is bruised a little from getting elbowed there.
was it worth it..... ya
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Friday, September 01, 2006
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