FAKE FRIENDS: NEVER ASK FOR FOOD.
REAL FRIENDS: ARE THE REASON YOU HAVE NO FOOD.

FAKE FRIENDS: CALL YOUR PARENTS MR/MRS
REAL FRIENDS: CALL YOUR PARENTS DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL AND TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG.
REAL FRIENDS: WOULD SIT NEXT TO YOU SAYIN "FRICK ... WE SCREWED UP ... BUT MAN THAT WAS FUN!"

FAKE FRIENDS: NEVER SEEN YOU CRY.
REAL FRIENDS: CRY WITH YOU

FAKE FRIENDS: BORROW YOUR STUFF FOR A FEW DAYS THEN GIVE IT BACK.
REAL FRIENDS: KEEP YOUR STUFF SO LONG THEY FORGET ITS YOURS.

FAKE FRIENDS: KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU.
REAL FRIENDS: COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT YOU WITH DIRECT QUOTES FROM YOU.

FAKE FRIENDS: WILL LEAVE YOU BEHIND IF THAT IS WHAT THE CROWD IS DOING.
REAL FRIENDS: WILL KICK THE WHOLE CROWDS ASS THAT LEFT YOU.

FAKE FRIENDS: WOULD KNOCK ON YOUR FRONT DOOR.
REAL FRIENDS: WALK RIGHT IN AND SAY "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: ARE FOR AWHILE.
REAL FRIENDS: ARE FOR LIFE.