Thursday, October 19, 2006

Unpublished Children's Books

  • You Were an Accident
  • Strangers Have the Best Candy
  • The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  • Some Kittens Can Fly
  • Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
  • Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  • Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  • All Dogs Go to Hell
  • The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
  • What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
  • Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  • Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  • You Are Different and That's Bad
  • Pop Goes The Hamster, And Other Great Microwave Games
  • The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
  • Babar Meets the Taxidermist
  • Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  • The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
  • Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mommy's Purse
  • The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
  • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  • The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
  • How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
  • Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear
  • Barney: The Prison Years


    ****I copied these from Victoria's nexopia account, which I'm sure she copied from someone else too so my bad :P****

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Forgot the 2 best known ones =)

Heather Has 2 Mommies & Daddy Has A Room Mate.

ChantyblueEyes said...

lol yeah I forgot about those two lol